I need someone that will tie me up one night and make love to me the next.

pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

(Source: queerbaitingforgodot)

graviton-simulacrum:

gaytiers:

woahsospooky:

overnight-shipping:

veingme:

Glitter Cupcakes!

These look like something that’s been blessed by deep sea mermaids oh lord i need one now

Holy wow

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graviton-simulacrum:

gaytiers:

woahsospooky:

overnight-shipping:

veingme:

Glitter Cupcakes!

These look like something that’s been blessed by deep sea mermaids oh lord i need one now

Holy wow

DON’T EAT GLITTER ICING YOU WILL SHIT GLITTER

More like

EAT GLITTER ICING YOU WILL SHIT GLITTER